What is this?

This is a collection of my high school essays and projects.

Um… why?

Because.

Seriously, like… why?

I don’t know. There could be a few reasons.

I am proud of my work.
Sometimes.
They show my literary genius.
Definitely not. I was in grade 9 when I wrote some of these. It wasn’t until grade 12+ that I stopped giving a shit and started writing (see Creative Writing assignments, a class whose name I took quite literally).
I want to help other high school students.
Maybe. Except that I know they’ll just plagarize the whole thing rather than use my essays as a guideline, so… no.
I want to screw over high school students with teachers who use Turnitin.
Not really. There are other more evil things that are much more gratifying.
I want to screw over my high school teachers so they have to come up with a new assignment to hand out every year.
What a nice thought. Unfortunately, the ones who deserve it wouldn’t give a shit and the few good teachers would end up being punished. So no.
I’m a web-exhibitionist and want my whole life online.
Probably.